The Caravan
Gallery
Broadway, Norris Green
Reviewed by 23/11/2010
What a little gem! The tiny mustard caravan that is The Caravan Gallery
plastered with photographs of Britain the advertising boys swerve like
the plague. The bits they can’t airbrush and blag that is - the
quirky, nutty, strangeness of the real Britain. Parked between Bet Fred
and the One Stop Shop outside Broady Market I spring in, landing in the
middle of the gallery floor.
“OH! HELLO. No one ever does that! They usually hover outside and
peer in”, smiles Jan, then instantly welcomes me like a lost dog.
Seconds later the place is packed! Someone else has nudged in.
Jan and Chris(topher) have trekked everywhere, grotty and nice, for the
la,st ten years “recording all the stuff that gets ignored”.
Grumpy café owners (‘We don’t sell mushrooms. Never
have done. So don’t bother asking.’) empty bingo halls at
the ‘height’ of the season, locked gates no one would look
at twice until they spot the sign: ‘Leave the ENTRANCE clear and
DON’T PISS!’
Someone’s hovering.
“Come in”, says Jan, with a smile - “People are great!
You never know what they are going to say”.
“Any pictures of Prescot, love?” says the new arrival.
“No, we haven’t been there”, says Jan.
“Its only for the brother-in-law, like. He says to keep an eye out
for any, y’know.”
“Do you live in Prescot?”
“No, round here, but I’ve had enough. We’re going to
the Isle of Wight. Her uncle has a place there”.
He looks around the photographs, spying one of Asda.
“I’d be lost without an Asda. They haven’t got one
in the Isle of Wight, y’know. They better get one before we sell
the house”. And then he’s gone.
“What made you start this, Jan?” I ask.
“Being nosey and curious”.
Before
I can get any further two coppers come in. No, hang on, two women community
bobbies. You could tell they weren’t real when one of them saw the
photograph of the last house on an estate in Birkenhead defiantly flying
a union jack on a giant pole.
“Why doesn’t he move?” she says.
“Why should he?” demands her mate, “He’s probably
sick of being pushed around by councils and governments.”
Blimey! Here comes the revolution. Maybe not…
“If my daughter went out like that, I’d kill her!”
A pic showing the craze for wannabe WAGS with monster rollers in their
hair.
“Blame Coleen”, laughs Jan, “She started it”.
Others might say it began with seventeenth century individualism, but
that’s just a crowd I used to run around with.
A lot of the photographs are about people doing their own thing. People
going over the top with the Christmas lights, wearing that muffin top
come what may, scrawling all over their own homes in protest at failed
regeneration schemes. Fed up with corporate, rose-tinted bull, and frustrated
by their “yawning omissions”, Jan and Chris’s pictures
show their idea of the real Britain.
“Everywhere is interesting” says Chris, “It’s
a record of everyday life and how it’s changing”.
“What interesting place do you come from?” I ask.
“Portsmouth”, says Jan, “A northern city in the south”.
Anyone confirm this?
And so the ‘Bobble’ (a Bluebird Europe 1969) trundles on.
Another town, another place, another wacky picture.
A couple of months ago I was dragged off screaming to Blackpool and all
the grim absurdity of a prize bingo hall with just an ancient mother and
son combo lost among the empty seats. Playing the same board they can’t
lose but, in the six games I saw they had to be told every time they had
won. ‘BLACKPOOL! THE THRILLS! THE SPILLS!’, and the reality.
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